"And I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says : "Doc my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the doctor says : "Well, why don't you turn him in ?" And the guy says : "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and...But I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs."